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March 29 2012

WHY IS THERE A BIRD IN THE AIRPORT TERMINAL HOW DID IT GET PAST SECURITY IT’S FOLLOWING ME I THINK IT’S HUNGRY

WHY IS THERE A BIRD IN THE AIRPORT TERMINAL

HOW DID IT GET PAST SECURITY

IT’S FOLLOWING ME

I THINK IT’S HUNGRY

  1. marinescientist said: “HOW DID IT GET PAST SECURITY?!” screamed GLaDOS
  2. bethanythemartian reblogged this from feelingstabby and added:
    Weird places I have seen birds: A grocery store A big box store (Wal-Mart) Malls (yes, plural) As long as it’s fairly...
  3. kanayunan reblogged this from guavi
  4. thats-so-quail-meat reblogged this from guavi and added:
    I BET ITS A TERRORIST. IT HAS A BOMB STRAPPED TO ITS LEG. RUN.
  5. undeadfellow reblogged this from guavi
  6. emma-of-hearts said: KILL IT! KILL IT! It’s evil!
  7. suddenlymeenah reblogged this from guavi
  8. yoruna said: JUST IGNORE IT AND LET IT FOLLOW YOU! IT’S NOT LIKE ANYONE SENT THE BIRD TO STALK YOU RIGHT? >.>
  9. shapeform said: I’ve seen whole flocks in airports before. FLOCKS.
  10. uncleorpheus said: OH MY GOD when I flew through the delta terminal in JFK last summer there were PIGEONS. IN THE FUCKING TERMINAL. It blew my mind in all sorts of ways.
  11. nicmees reblogged this from hiccupy
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  15. feelingstabby reblogged this from guavi and added:
    Clearly the bird is a spy. And then when you inevitably get tackled by SWAT agents, they’ll say, “A little bird told us...
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