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March 29 2012
WHY IS THERE A BIRD IN THE AIRPORT TERMINAL
HOW DID IT GET PAST SECURITY
IT’S FOLLOWING ME
I THINK IT’S HUNGRY
Weird places I have seen birds: A grocery store A big box store (Wal-Mart) Malls (yes, plural) As long as it’s fairly...
I BET ITS A TERRORIST. IT HAS A BOMB STRAPPED TO ITS LEG. RUN.
Clearly the bird is a spy. And then when you inevitably get tackled by SWAT agents, they’ll say, “A little bird told us...